My Hobbies


Football is Number One

I've played football since I was just a little one. My love for the game has not stopped since, and now I'm planning on playing college ball at Concordia College in Moorhead. Granted, Cobbers is the worst name I've ever heard, but the MIAC is the best football around.

I played high school ball at Marshall Senior High School. I started my sophomore year, but I had never had as fulfilling a season as the one I had this year under head coach Barry Wohler. Not only can he swoon the ladies, he can coach with the best of them.

Elizabeth and I, moments before being crowned!
We won our first playoff game in ten years. I was the starting fullback, nose tackle, and the team captain. It was the best year of my football days.

It was also the year that I became the Homecoming King. Here is a pic of myself and my beautiful queen, Elizabeth.

Baseball Takes a Close Second


Baseball is classic because you get to hang out with the guys. My most memorable moments have come during the baseball season. I'll tell you an example so that you have an idea why. In my second season of VFW, my team went to the state tournament. About two seconds after arriving, I plopped my fat behind onto one of the beds. I found out that I broke it and we spent the rest of the time laughing and figuring out how we were going to fix it.


Professional Wrestling

In the meantime, I watch professional wrestling. Actually, I belong to an organization called the LCW. As far as ratings, we are just behind ECW, making us one of the best in the business. With announcers like Billy De Las Santos and Karl "the Pole", how can we lose? Heading up the superstars are Matt Michaels, Stone Douglass, Oxwell (me), and Kwang the Haitian Refugee.
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